Ellen’s descent into wokeness began innocently enough. She started using her platform to promote kindness, acceptance, and inclusivity – all admirable values. But somewhere along the line, her show became a soapbox for virtue signaling and pandering to the outrage mob. It was like she hired a team of social media managers to dictate her every move, and her show suffered for it.

And what next? Her viewers began to feel like they were being lectured, rather than entertained. The show’s tone shifted from lighthearted and fun to preachy and sanctimonious. And let’s be real, who wants to be scolded by a millionaire celeb on their lunch break? It’s like being told to “eat your veggies” by a kale-smoothie-sipping, private-jet-flying, Hollywood elitist.

The final nail in the coffin came when Ellen faced backlash for her association with George W. Bush. She was accused of being a hypocrite and a fake ally. And honestly, it was hard to defend her actions. The whole ordeal reeked of desperation and a desire to appease the Twitter mob. It was like she was trying to win a bet on who could be the most “woke” in a game of celebrity limbo.

Now, I’m not saying Ellen’s show was always perfect. But it was once a place where people could escape the chaos of the world and just have a good time. Now, it’s a shadow of its former self – a hollow shell of wokeness and political correctness. It’s like she traded in her dancing shoes for a pair of Birkenstocks and a megaphone.

The irony is that Ellen’s show was once the gold standard for inclusivity and kindness. But in its quest to be “too woke,” it lost sight of what truly matters – connecting with its audience. It’s like she forgot that her viewers are human beings, not just Twitter avatars.

As I see it, Ellen’s ratings disaster is a wake-up call for all of us. It’s a reminder that authenticity and sincerity always trump virtue signaling and pandering. If you want to make a real difference, you can’t just talk the talk – you have to walk the walk. And Ellen, sweetheart, you can’t walk in those Louboutins.

So, Ellen, if you’re listening, here’s a piece of advice – ditch the wokeness and go back to being yourself. Your audience will thank you, and so will your ratings. And if not, well, there’s always Netflix… or a podcast… or a Twitter account with 12 followers.”

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